Ikea Ads You'll Never See In Malaysia

Okay i'm on a roll. While i was in youtube i found some more funny videos (hope the last one didn't give you a phobia or something ...) These are kea ads, and judging from the ad content, i don't think you'll ever see any of these on local television, except probably the first one. Which is kinda mild. But never mind.

The Lamp


Tidy Up


Balls

Mark Leung's Crazy Computer Bug

I've been trying to mod my blog, got bored and went to Youtube. Watch this - it's kinda short so it should be light on you, whatever your connection speed is.

5 Ways To Survive Valentine’s Day (The Single’s Way)

Valentine’s Day is coming up, and if you’re like me, you probably wouldn’t be celebrating this overly hyped, overly commercialised occasion. Therefore, here’s a guide to surviving Valentine’s Day.

5 Ways To Survive Valentine’s Day (The Single’s Way)

1. Fight the urge to turn on the television that evening, sappy love stories that are totally unrealistic will be showing. If you do however forget and turn on the television, do quickly press the mute button to save yourself from hearing the sappy love songs that accompany these movies. Yes, prevention is better than cure in this case. Resort to DVDs if you must turn on the television. Or better yet, pull out the microphones and start karaoke-ing, anything to tune out the sound of any lovebirds in your neighbourhood.
2. Eat in! Yes, you must not succumb to temptation and eat out on this night. Eating places will be full of lovebirds who willingly pay outrageous prices just to feel that they are not missing out on something. Parking spaces would be hogged by this people who can spend hours at dinner. Save yourself the trouble, and eyesore, by eating at home. Saves money too, plus it’s way healthier.
3. At work or school, whilst other people are getting into the hype of receiving or giving gifts, steer clear of conversation unless you want to be asked why you did not receive anything. Be proud, being single is good, embrace the freedom. Don’t resort to buying yourself flowers to evade the mentioned questions, it wouldn’t be worth the price at this time. Plus, it will only lead to more questions. Remember, honesty is the best policy.
4. Locking yourself at home may not be everyone’s ideal, so why not gather a few friends who are free and have a night out. Again, do remember to avoid those lovebird hotspots: restaurants, parks, dark alleys, goodness they can be sighted almost everywhere on this day. Take advantage of the fact that the lovebirds would probably not be at shopping places and go get some Chinese New Year shopping done perhaps. Anything to get your mind off you-know-what.
5. Laughter is the best medicine. Watch while your colleagues or classmates get gifts from that creepy, awkward guy, or people get hilarious, unexpected and embarassing proposals. Then, cherish the fact that that would not happen to you. Haha.

Note: This list is not meant to be taken too seriously. And no, I have not turned cynical about love or Valentine’s Day.

National Photography Contest

This camera is older than me. And it's lived with my mother longer than I have!

You know, in within the blogosphere, there seems to be so many many budding, creative, talented, *insert another nice nice adjective* bloggers who can do things with a camera we all go Wow at.

So, I thought this might spark an interest. All the Malaysians who have a camera and an internet connection would probably want to join but competitions are fun are they not? It's a Photography Competition that's being held in conjunction with our Fiftieth Anniversary by...the Star I guess.

Theme's are Our Home • At Work • At Play • Our Beliefs • Our Culture • Our Heritage • Our Cities / Towns / Kampungs.

Pretty general I think. *Thinks hard*...Photograph your toilet if you want to for the "Our Home" category...Or you could photograph yourself stuck to your computer screen for "At Play" =)

Okay, so that would probably cause the organizers to blacklist you from any other competitions organized by them, but if you could pull it off, hey, you deserve to win dontcha?

Win what?

There are three categories.
School children & Youth Category
(aged 18 years and below as at 1st January 2006) Three (3) Best Entries: Top three (3) entries will each receive RM1,000 cash, prizes in kind and a certificate. Five (5) Consolation Prizes: Each entry will receive RM500 cash, prizes in kind and a certificate.
Open Category
(aged 18 years and above as at 1st January 2006) Three (3) Best Entries: Top three (3) entries will each receive RM5,000 cash, prizes in kind and a certificate. Three (3) Consolation Prizes: Each entry will receive RM1,000 cash, prizes in kind and a certificate. Open Photo Essay Category
(aged 18 years and above as at 1st January 2006) Three (3) Best Entries: Top three (3) entries will each receive RM5,000 cash, prizes in kind and a certificate. Three (3) Consolation Prizes: Each entry will receive RM1,000 cash, prizes in kind and a certificate.

With all of the "gao shou" (High hands slash elites) and "ren chai" (orang yang berbakat slash talents) around...I'm sure there must be somebody interested somewhere...Uhrm, somewhere...

Wen Qi's beloved...

So...don't kill your cameras in the process of hunting for the perfect picture to send in!

aPpLe IpHoNe

Since everybody's is talking about iphone, Intoducing one of my favourite shows, where I learnt all the junkies which includes the way I write- The Colbert Report

The show is available for day to day updated downloads in TorrentSpy.