Saturday, October 20, 2007

Dumbledore Is Gay

On behalf of Cedric who is too horror stricken to even lift a finger to blog. Source: BBC


Harry Potter author JK Rowling has revealed that one of her characters, Hogwarts school headmaster Albus Dumbledore, is gay.

"Dumbledore is gay," she said, adding he was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, who he beat in a battle between good and bad wizards long ago.

"Falling in love can blind us to an extent," she said, and added Dumbledore was "horribly, terribly let down" and his love for Grindelwald was his "great tragedy".


Hello there friends, families, closet perverts. I am quite sure that you understand the horrific events that have brought us here today. Dumbledore. Love of the magical world. Greatest wizard of all time. The embodiment of all things good and true. He who so valiantly gave up his life for Harry Potter and the Wizarding World.

Absolutely Gay.

I dont know about you but this scares me. As Jk Rowling so aptly puts it:

"Oh, my god," Rowling, 42, concluded with a laugh, "the fan fiction".


6 comments:

Garrick said...

omg.....no wonder she nvr mentioned him having a wife. He must have been greatly affected by the "great tragedy".

Sam said...

=(

Dumbledore was my dream Grandfather.

Andrew said...

10/21/2007 2:32 AM

playing naruto till that time? wah

dumbledore being gay, its not so bad right daniel? after we discussed what magic can do. haha

lucky that harry never got raped by him during their 'private lessons' together

Eli James said...

O.o

Only Andrew can come up with something like THAT!

Sam said...

3 something?

Dont tarnish my image of Dumbledore Andrew.

Andrew said...

sorry lah sam. im just saying what i wanna say.

dumbledore with the elder wand. oh my god. what can he do with it? think of it. i mean. super orgasm and stuff. =D

ok im being sick here. not so bad was it? i mean, he waited till harry is 17 before giving him 'private lessons'. at least he waited for harry to get more matured right?