Few Things That Make People Do Supid Things

When you are angry, when you are horny, when people write one sentence blog and make you read. What more?

Rain

I am gonna marry nothing but a blond

I personally believe that U.S Americans are unable to do so because, some people out there in our nation, don't have maps. And I believe that our education such as South Africa and uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, I believe that they should our education over here! And the US. Should help the US, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian Countires so we will be able to build up our future for our children.



This is what I think she was thinking, wait.......... let me put it this way


I personally believe that the U.S Teen Pageant were unable to answer the question properly because some people out there in the nation don't have brains. And I believe she is one of them.


Hahahhahahahaha, okay, okay, don't be all defensive and all that, I know she was nervous and it was a blooper, I am just kidding, I am not a pig. Don't BBQ me.

Seriously, I think what was on her mind was:


I personally believe that U.S Americans are unable to do so because, some people out there in our nation, don't have maps. And I believe countries such as South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as, should follow our education over here! And the US. should help South Africa, the Iraq and the Asian Countires. So we will be able to build up our future for our children.


But I still don't have any idea why she said that.


While Interview in BBC The Today Show, she mentioned that she did not listened to the question properly. Perhaps she thought the question was "According to the poll, why 1/5 of the world population do not know where the US is on the map"


Anyway it is still very funny. I love blonds so much..

Top Ten Signs you are Middle-Class

10. Your motto is reduce, reuse and recycle



9. You don't like to spend money for whatever reasons



8. You don't like donating to charity because you think you are the person that really needs it



7. You hate Bill Gates and you don't know why



6. You buy Borneo Post instead of New Strait Times



5. You haven been flying MAS since Air Asia was founded



4. You only shop during 'MALAYSIA'S MEGA SALE IS BACK!'



3. You go to form 6




2. When it comes to buying a new car, the only brands you can think of is 'Proton and 'Perodua'.




1. You are actually checking yourself with those signs listed here!





Money is a very important issue for almost everyone, how much you have sometimes determine how people see you. Although it is not fair in every way, people learn to accept it. However I would like to think that just because you are born into a poor orphanage doesn't mean you cannot be one day successful. And even if you don't have a good education, it doesn't mean that you have to collect garbage and eat them until the day you die.

Obviously Bush don't care

Nation

Saturday September 1, 2007

Bush memory fails him, he forgets PM has remarried

WASHINGTON: US President George W. Bush was delighted to learn that Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi has remarried.

In an interview with journalists from the Asia Pacific, including Bernama, on Thursday, Bush said:

“When his wife (the late Datin Seri Endon Mahmood) died, I tried to call him early just to let him know I cared about him.”

When told that Abdullah had remarried, Bush appeared surprised and said: “Has he? Good. I’ll congratulate him. Thanks for giving me that heads-up. I’m going to congratulate him. That’s neat.”

When told by his aide that he did congratulate the prime minister, Bush laughed at his memory lapse and said: “Exactly. I’m going to congratulate him again. I’ll double the congratulations.”

He later admitted that he had forgotten and asked his aide whether he had called or written a note to Abdullah. He was told that he had written a note.

“That’s right, yes. (I also) sent him a couple of flowers,” Bush said.

Abdullah and Datin Seri Jeanne Abdullah were married on June 9. – Bernama

I wish...

I was surfing friendster when I saw this on a page of some girl. It is shown under her "who I want to meet":

clickable

Learning from the words from the picture above, I learnt that I could never be her guy because the only thing I am capable of doing from her list is to 'make out in the pouring rain'.



Now that's not fair, if girls get to make their wish list on the perfect romantic imaginary guy they want to meet, we boys should also have the chance to write our own.


So here we go.

I want a Gurl.........

That can think rationally when they are not suppose to, especially towards the end of the month. PMS is not a valid reason to spend all my pocket money on a very expensive stuffed animal toy,the dog is cheaper, why choose the bear?


A gurl that will not expect me to 'move her hair away from her eyes and wrap my hands on her waist and kiss her from the back in motion with a bear hug ', it is very hard technically to do that in real life because one of my hand has to touch your head and the other your waist and to push myself to hug you from your back without rubbing my X to your X is nearly impossible, what more when all my friends are looking at me.


A gurl that would not call me 3 times a day, it is very annoying, can we just sms before sleep?


A gurl who will not tell EVERYTHING about me to her friends and smile about it, no, I have the right to keep quiet about my waistline and everything below it.


Please don't expect me to kiss you a million times, 1000000 is a huge number. I would have strike 100 times toto if I ever buy that amount of number of lottery ticket.


A gurl that would not force me to count stars with her, why don't we just count the moon?


Saying I love you loud and clear to you my gurl in front of my friends is sweet, but all my friends are leaving me because it makes them uncomfortable.


But mostly, I want someone who can have sex with me on top of the mountain in a thunderstorm. And forget about wish list, only Santa Clause will read such things and he doesn't exist. Go sleep lah.

why we should not say bad words

Bad words are words that are very bad. We should all learn not say it. Or even better, we shud not learn bad words at all. Almost every langguage and dialects has their own bad words. Those words are usually connected to genitals of man and woman. Many times, they are also associated with sexual acts between both sexes. Bad words is a foul expression. It is usually used when someone is angry, or when he feels that it is funny using those words. In Malaysia and Singapore, one of the most common foul langguage among chinese is ciba*. It brings a crude meaning of the female's genital. This word is very so common it is regconised, we can actually find it in an online dictionary call 'urban dictionary'. Saying bad words is very bad because it degrades our values and brings down our image or reputation. Although some of you like me has no reputation or image, we shud also avoid using bad words. Becuz when you do that, some people are sensitive and it will hurt them. Using bad words also show that we are not welly educated, or we do not have moral values. Saying bad words also show that we cannot express correctly or in other words, we cannot find better words to project our mind but to use bad words. That is mainly becuz bad words can be versatile at times. For example: ciba* can be used as a noun, verb, adjective and adverb.In noun, despite of saying the correct terms for the female genital, crude and bad people just use ciba*. In adjective, despite of saying a person is disgusting or ugly, they say, ciba* bin. That is very very bad. From my experience, saying bad words does comes in as a good joke while conversing with ppl or writing an article. For example using the word Fuc*. But the downside is that, most ppl are very intrigued when u use that word. Like most religious ppl and also those that come from a good family. So the conclusion is, we should all try to avoid using bad words, because it is really bad. And whatever the situation, we shud always try not to use the F word. Even when u can make a very good sentence with it. Like: Fuc* you, I don give a damn Fuc* to your Fuc*ing problem because you had caused me so much trouble with ur Fuc*ed brain. Now this is very bad. We should all instead be polite and gentle and tell people properly. Like: I'm sorry, you have caused me a lot of problem with your problem. I am starting to get angry. See, isn't this better? My point is........

"Happy 50th Independence Day Malaysia"

In real life, I do not use bad words



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My school

Kuching Town No.1 is one of the unacknowledged best school in Kuching. It is known for its notorious and smart students. Now it is easy to find smart student just as it is easy to find notorious ones, but we are the only school that can combine these two excellent qualities into one stud. And that has made us No.1 for the past 30 years.


Among the two outstanding students that graduated from that school are firstly the popular singer


Lin Yu Zhong


And of course the Times awarded one of the 100 most influential people of the world, Andrew Ho






No Kidding, I was so popular, students from other schools can't help but make me their role model. For example, Tay, my fan from St Thomas could not stop talking about my ass in school he carries a big sign around saying it.






I wanted to post some pictures of the school, but failed to get a permit from the school board. They told me that this blog has not meet the ISO standards so bopien lor cannot post it up here. However having heard that my school, my class, the block me and Yu Zhong used to study in was burnt down 2 months ago, I managed to sneaked in and caught some of the best pictures that I would like to share.



This was the block I used to study in





This was the my class





And this was where I first had sex





It feels funny now they're all burnt down............. but no matter what may change, some things remain the same.... fuck lah.


As for now, I have left Kuching Town No.1 and studying in another lousy school.


But even so, we would always bear in mind, the things that we learnt and carry on the humble, serious, commited and dedicated attitude in pursuing knowledge, wherever we, graduates of Kuching Town No.1 are.

To prove that, this is my current form 6 class.

CIMB

Okay la, since it is my school's sports day, I thought it wont kill me just to take some time out to write a single post. I was glad though that I stopped blogging like almost 3 months ago. Blogging regularly can be a responsibility and tedious to perform. And that's one of the things I'm afraid most ---- responsibility. It's like the thing that kills all the fun. For example Mathematics was all fun and interesting until your teacher comes in and say "You have to get an A for the final exam". And all a sudden, maths turned from fun to much stress. I don't like responsibilities. And That's because I am a very responsible person.

Huh? Huh Huh? What did I just said?


Oh, I said.......... "I don't like responsibilities, and that's because I am a very responsible person"

Irresponsible people are never afraid of responsibilities, don't you realize that? They never care about it and they never make effort to fulfill whatever they're suppose to do. That makes them irresponsible. But there are some others who are serious about whatever things they do....... like me and you perhaps.

Perhaps we are afraid we'll fail to do what we are suppose to do, and the best way to avoid that, is to not do the thing at all. Ain't I just smart to figure that out? Not...

I guess that explains part of the reason I am still single. I just wish I can get a girlfriend, have sex, break up and call myself a Christian again. But that's............... hmm.......... wrong. And the thought of not doing it wrong will lead me to another option, which is right, but again......hard and that is "to get a galfren at 17, be faithful and commited for like 9 years before I would consider marriage, 17+9 equals 26 years old. And you know not everyone can get married right away. some take 2 years to put everything into place. That will be like 11 years of girl-boy fren relationship before we get into the proper thing? I have not yet to figure out how that works. I guess if you ever survive that, you can truly say 'love is magic'. But I guess what most people experience is they get into a relationship 9 times, break up 8 times and the last one stays and win, then get married. Life is so sien....................

On another matter, when I was still blogging, I sign up for this e-junction advertisement (http://www.ejunction.com.my/) for a month. It is where I help them put advertisement on my blog and they pay me. So in April I guess I put up the advertisement. And in May they emailed me and asked if I would like to receive my money by cheque or by bank in. I replied I wanted it by cheque. So after that I waited and waited.

FOR 1 MONTH!!!!!!!!! Kan Ni Nah Buh, what kind of service is this, ask you to send a cheque also have to wait 1 month. AND IT IS A KUCHING BASED COMPANY. GO TO DIE LA YOU.

So after 1 month in June I emailed to them and that alerted the boss call what SEAN, and he sent me the cheque in June itself....

And this cheque reached my house. So it was a Rm21.40 and not very much. Thus I wasn't very mindful about it and decided only to cash it out today along with paying my monthly bills in the bank.

So I took that cheque and gave it to the counter and they told me "This cheque is invalid, you cannot write Twenty One Ringgit And Forty Cents like this ---------> Rm 21.40/= Because the "/=" sign means thousand. So it would be Rm 2140 instead. =___="

I was so pissed. You know I was suppose to study 1 chapter of physics that morning and that totally ruined it. I went home and instantly complained to my friend who also happens to know the boss SEAN. So she told SEAN about it and SEAN was all like..........." ooh, that's interesting, I didn't know that". KAN NI NAH BUH, if you don't know how to issue a cheque go sell KOLO MEE LAH.

And with that I emailed the SEAN guy and this was what I said.....

"Dear Sean,

I am Ho Yong Zhou whom you have again and again failed to deliver your Rm21.40. After much delayed, I have received your cheque last month. And today when I was going to cash your cheque, the bank told me that it is invalid. The reason being you wrote Rm21.40/= on the cheque, and it would have literally mean Rm2140. The '/=' sign apparently has its own significance. To give you the peace of heart that I am not trying to swindle you to give me another 20 ringgit of yours. Attach is a picture of your cheque sent to me. Having said that, I have already given up all hope to receive any amount of money from your company. However if you would still like to return me my money with or without additional compensation, you can bank it in right into my account. Bank Simpanan Nasional, Account No:13108-41-********-3

From the desk of,

Andrew Ho

With that, the SEAN said he had already bank the money into my account. =___="

Sien............. I wished I can burn him up................ with that .............. having said, oh yeah, if you ever came to my school, this was sticked on the door of my class..............(my frens took it down after 2 weeks)

THE END

Hahaha

Just wanted to tell you all that I did not fail my exams ........................and I got the most votes............. hahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahhaha ........... I am smart and blogging is lame............... hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaahahhahahhahaha.................

..........................I am nuts

Is it truth and I have no choice but to submit?Where were all the dreams and hope that does not dissapoint? Is it truth? Or is it just Malaysian....

*naf Dienasty is Eli James and also Cedric Chin
Ah Zhou is Me.


I have to tell you all that Ced and Me are still friends, anyway the comments for this post is interesting. And I have to tell everyone that I have decided to take science, that is unchangeable. Say something that inspire me please. If you guys want to keep on with the 'Science is Si beh hard, haiyooooooo, go Arts lah', well, I have to say please don't comment, who on earth donno that STPM Science is tough? Need people to remind me that meh, use your brain lah tolong. Find something more creative to say please. (I don't take any of the comments seriously, if I have to live my life and make decisons base on comments in a blog, I am not myself. I will be a pathetic undecisive worm that is not at all attractive to beautiful women. They say women likes decisive and stable solid man, that true or not, I don't know. I still always think that you only need to be pretty and cute to get laid.....

8:44 PM) *naf Dienasty:	if you enter science
(8:44 PM) *naf Dienasty:	you'll NOT get a 4.0
(8:44 PM) *naf Dienasty:	guaranteed
(8:44 PM) *naf Dienasty:	spoken to a few of my teachers today
(8:44 PM) *naf Dienasty:	coz i was thinking about the possibility
(8:44 PM) *naf Dienasty:	of cheering you on
(8:44 PM) *naf Dienasty:	but they told me
(8:44 PM) *naf Dienasty:	impossible
(8:44 PM) *naf Dienasty:	no way
(8:45 PM) *naf Dienasty:	better go to arts like that - it's a smarter decision
(8:45 PM) ah zhou:	do u think i am stupid?
(8:45 PM) *naf Dienasty:	no
(8:45 PM) *naf Dienasty:	but if you pit my science against your science
(8:45 PM) *naf Dienasty:	i win
(8:45 PM) *naf Dienasty:	becoz the basics is there for me
(8:46 PM) *naf Dienasty:	if you pit your arts, your moral, your linguistics against me
(8:46 PM) *naf Dienasty:	i lose
(8:46 PM) ah zhou:	do u think i do not know the chances of me getting a straight As if i go to science stream?
(8:46 PM) *naf Dienasty:	well
(8:46 PM) *naf Dienasty:	if you know the chances
(8:46 PM) *naf Dienasty:	and you want to do it anyway
(8:46 PM) *naf Dienasty:	then yes
(8:46 PM) *naf Dienasty:	you are stupid

(9:04 PM) ah zhou:	so i hav no chance at all?
(9:04 PM) ah zhou:	not even a slight chance to get a good result?
	I have no chance? (9:04 PM) ah zhou: that's it??????????
(9:04 PM) *naf Dienasty:	a slight
(9:04 PM) *naf Dienasty:	well
(9:04 PM) *naf Dienasty:	i have a slight chance to win 4d 2moro
(9:04 PM) *naf Dienasty:	but frankly it is not the best use of my energy
(9:04 PM) *naf Dienasty:	nor does it guarantee a future
(9:04 PM) *naf Dienasty:	if you get mediocre results in science
(9:05 PM) *naf Dienasty:	you have no chance in ipta
(9:05 PM) *naf Dienasty:	but you have more than a chance at stellar results in arts
(9:05 PM) *naf Dienasty:	and that will get you in
(9:06 PM) ah zhou:	u always think u r right,and you can just put people down like that, being supportive isn't analysing the truth , being supportive is just giving a word of encouragement

Kan lu lao bu

local bloggers, their blogs, their superficiality, their intellect

Inspired by a post from Cedric Chin


Some people wonder why I do not write more intellectual posts rather than entries that are simply meaningless, pointless, personal and other times stupid. Quoting from a meaningful post from this place, it says

Andrew Ho is perhaps the greatest single example of this. He caters for Malaysian readers who don't want to think. I love his posts, I really do. I read them frequently.But...

You know this thing about intellectualism, it's Socrates and not Brad Pitt. Now that's a little intellectual phrase you have to grasp. I am not stupid, and I certainly have ideas and comments about the happenings in the society, and oh how I should write with depth and substances about them.


But it is no secret, that the only reason people visit my blog is because of my looks. But it is no secret that not every person is intellectual. As a matter of fact most people aren't. Most Malaysian aren't. Statistic shows that you piglets read only 2 1/2 pages of book each year. With that kind of performance, what exactly are our expectations? You want them to read things that require them to engage their brains and think sensibly? You might as well kill them. They would prefer you kill them.



Most people don't give two hoot of what you think, what you say and the ideas you generate from your retarded mind. In addition, MOST people are not even able to generate intellectual blog postings. Xiaxue does not even has a degree and Kenny Sia is 'when routine isn't exactly normal'. Do we seriously expect them to talk about substantial topics like the democratization of media or why anal sex is prohibited in Malaysia? Ya, tell me why can't I have sex before 21.



'Intellect' is a beautiful gift that can't be learnt, it is bestowed from heaven above. 10 people can read Socrates, but probably 2 would love to read more. And only 1 can produce his own. But when Brad Pitt flashes his nipples, 3000 women get saved.


Superficiality is so much nearer to the human nature, it's like when you're horny and the two books you really have to choose from to read is No.1 Teenage Porn, and no.2 Spm History. Picking the first option is definitely sinful, but picking no.2 is impossible.


Our Malaysian culture and our brought up are built upon American Pie Media (stupid ones that teaches us fornication is good, big breast is good, big penis is also good, being cool is to be a pretty face and sleep with as many girls you can, write all their names down and count them before you go to bed, it just make you feel like Lion King, by all means, this things aren't mind building), special rights some of us don't have, why do we have to study so hard, why is their a moral subject at the first place, why do we have to study 10 subjects in high school and why is that the local blog with the most readers is Kennysia.


If you ever want your children to grow up an intellect, the first movie you have to show them is a documentary explaining why Hitler hate Jews. We, Malaysians, everyone, our brought up plays great role in shaping our society. If you feed them with other things THROUGHOUT THE YEARS, you'll have a whole generation of bloggers that goes like:


The fucking cibai ah pek cut my queue, you think you are ah pek then you can cut my queue, if you are younger I would have spit on your cibai bin.


Intellectualism anyone?

aPpLe IpHoNe

Since everybody's is talking about iphone, Intoducing one of my favourite shows, where I learnt all the junkies which includes the way I write- The Colbert Report

The show is available for day to day updated downloads in TorrentSpy.

I am getting this blog sued

As Jeff Oii and Attan are sued by NSTP for defamation. I am also trying to get Underground Square and every bloggers in here sued by the press. This is my attempt of doing it. NSTP is bad, don't buy it, let's libel and defame it. Oh what? NSTP is not suing us because we don't have a 15000 readership like http://www.jeffooi.com/? That's just too bad we don't have to remove this post.

I am for the government and I am for the New Straits Time

I told you admin, freedom of speech is okay, as long as you don't do it in the public. The government believes it with me. I am for the government and I am for the New Straits Time. I think we should just limit the freedom of speech in this country and let every citizen give up their rights to promote truth and tear off the ugly faces of lies. We should just listen to the man in charge, of high authorities and let truth be it in our hearts, not in the press, not in the world wide web, no, not outside our minds and spoken out of our mouth, big big mouth. Truth is never meant for people to know, that's exactly my philosophy and my policy to achieve vision 2020. Share this dream with me every Malaysian, let's just shut up and let the big guns decide what we should say and what we should not. Let's just say the nice thing and ignore the bads. Let's just be a third world country forever and be quiet. Shhhhhh. Don't speak too loud, don't listen too much, comment discreetly, be an idiot. And that's peace. Look at the US, they speak too much they rebel too much they are always out fighting. Be like Malaysians, see how establish we are in our 3 month National Service with tons of crappy stories. See how peaceful we are and learn how we can alter truths and turn justice around. I am so proud of every single inch and part of the society we have built. Grace our mentality, kiss my pen is.

This is 50 years of independence, 2 Malaysian bloggers got sued.

Friendster Bulletin Boards

I really hate those emails and messages that says I'll have back luck if I do not forward their passage. Those are just craps writen by pathetic losers that's way afraid nobody is going to read their stupid things. And those that forward them are even STUPIDER. Take for instance, this is what I got from friendster.



When's your birthday!

>January- Gothic
>February- Horny
>March- Preppy
>April- adorable
>May- Stupid
>June- Vain
>July- Kissable
>August- Beautiful
>September- Popular
>October- Nerdy
>November- Pretty
>December- Talkertive

What day is ur birthday?>
> 1- Beauty Queen
> 2- Poser
> 3- Ninja
> 4- Actor/Actress
> 5- Fairy
> 6- Sex Maniac
> 7- M other
> 8- Crack-Trash
> 9- Dog
> 10- Candy Cane
> 11- Caution Freak
> 12- Angel
> 13- Irish Girl
> 14- Princess
> 15- Punk
> 16- Alcoholic
> 17- Teacher's Pet
> 18- Stoner
> 19- Pirate
> 20- Power-Ranger
> 21- sexy beast
> 22- Surfer
> 23- Piece of Pizza
> 24- Gay
> 25- Druggie
> 26- Drama Queen
> 27- Surgeon
> 28- Hottie
> 29- Rockstar
> 30- Hooker
> 31- Care Bear

> What color is your hair?>
> blonde=Who's sexually frustrated
> brown=Who's Talented
> dirty blonde=Who is greatly frustrated
> black=Who's great in bed
> red=Who loves to ride emus
> pink=who loves to make out.

> Now repost this saying "Im a _ _ _"> Or you will have bad luck for 10 year


!@#$%^&*#$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM AN ADORABLE STONER THAT IS GOOD IN BED! THERE IS NO WAY I AM GOING TO HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN I DON'T REPOST THIS PIECE OF SHIT. SHIT, YEAH, I WROTE THE WORD SHIT, SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT CUZ THE ADMIN WILL CENSOR THEM FOR ME!

I am self-obssessed

Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you again to read my entry. I know I know, your heart says 'I'm so damn unwilling to read him talk again', your mind says 'f*** him good time'. But remember you must never listen to what your mind and heart tells you because the only person that you should listen to, obey and worship is me. Yes, you eyes are not blurred, I have just said that. And I'm not apologising.

You must be wondering what kind of boy I am to have blaspheme like that. Let's see...

Well well, the tagboard says that I'm self-obsessed, I don't know how that happen, but if the admin let it says so it gotta be true.

I'm really down and sad because I'm gonna be just like Donald Trump, the big fat blond ape with a ridiculous haircut and a lot of money naming everything after himself. It's a kind of sickness people suffer that make the world more interesting like 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart', 'The Colbert Report', 'Late Show with David letterman', 'Ophrah Winfrey, 'Late Night with Conan O' Brien', 'Kennysia.com', 'xiaxue.blogspot' and a LOT more.
I'm sick of myself and all those people who use their own name

You know what, I'm sick of myself and all those people who use their own name, why must the name Jesse Mccartney appears on his own album, why must Jessica Simpson uses her name to publish her own album. Why can't they just call it 'An Album for Sale', or '14 songs from a random singer'. These people are totally ridiculous, just because they think they are so hot and their breasts are flaming gloriously like winter melons does not give them the right to use their own name.

But we must remember that it is vital for us to make every good out of ourselves and see ourselves and others good. Even when we are a pathetic self-obsessed. Always look to the positive side. Self-obsessed can be good people too. For instances, self-obsessed loves themselves, they put up 30,000 pictures of themselves on their blog and become famous like Xiaxue. Besides self-obsessed are selfish and don't care about others. How cool is that. When they don't care about others, they will not harm other people. They would not molest you because they don't care about you, they don't love you, they are not mindful of you so the only person that he would touch, rape and **** is himself. What a contribution to World Peace.

My point is, love yourself. Regardless of how others would see you, like you, hate you, or how many times they undress you in their mind. Better or worse, bitter or sour they judge your character, insult your dignity, mock your personality, invade your self-esteem and leave you alone naked wandering alone in your endless dessert of suffering without an oasis of hope. Just take care alright, I'm little hungry, I have to stop writing this. Bye bye

Disclaim: My entry is not intended to attack any person, people or animals. I have chosen to write in a bold and senseless way in this blog and nothing writen depict myself, my faith, my stand or my character in real life. If you are below the age of 14, easily-offended by foul-expressions or your country does not allow you to read this, please don't tell anybody you are reading it.

Eragon

Eragon is a movie about a boy that didn't have sex with his female dragon by the name Saphira. When I first heard about the movie, I thought Eragon is the name of the dragon itself, but to my gentle astound, it's the name of the main character. Eragon, what a crappy name for a boy.

The movie itself talks about a boy who found a dragon egg while hunting in the woods because some sexy gurl sent it to him, the dragon egg hatched and a small dragon came out and it's a gal-dragon, her name is Saphira, she's here to rescue the world with the boy fighting against an evil king. It's just a very typical fantasy movie like any other.

The movie has many confusing terminologies and names, nobody really cares what they are. And one big problem with the movie is that there is no naked women and the girl-cast which should be Eragon's galfren looks much older than him. Overall, I rate it 3.875 star out of 5.

By the way, wonderful wonderful computer effects. Still, I'm tired of those movies with talking lions, dragons and monsters. You know CONLORTEHP. (Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Ring, Harry Potter, Eragon)

Black Comedy

People spend countless hours on youtube that costed Google 1.65 billion and I guess there must be a good reason why.

Black comedy, also known as black humor or dark comedy, is a sub-genre of comedy and satire where topics and events that are usually treated seriously – death, mass murder, sickness, madness, terror, drug abuse, rape, war, ocult etc. – are treated in a humorous or satirical manner

South Park is undebatable one of the best example for modern day black comedy. This cartoon drawn and produced by Comedy Central is never meant for children, as a matter of fact it is only allowed to be aired late night and promotional advertisement can only go up after 9.00 p.m on the TV. Little did they know that children do not go to bed at 9.00 p.m. anymore in the 21th century.

Here's a selected clips which was bounded to offend many people after airing.

So this is my atempt for black comedy, I don't believe in scientology and you are stupid if you believe in it. I mean really stupid.




Tom Cruise did threaten to stop his contract with FOX if this clip is aired. However, Comedy Central went on.












Andrew loves Comedy Central to it's bits.
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I guess since they gave me a button and a label,I am of sort obligated to at least post somethings once in a while. Seriously I have been writing the whole day and I am starting off this post with nothing in my mind. Let's just see how it goes. Let's talk about Christmas, Christmas in on the 25 of December every year. Congratulations, it has not yet passed and you can still celebrate it. A hump with Andrew Ho. Bang your head on the wall you go. Finish, no more. The End.