5 Ways For Guys To Deal With PMS

I made a pact with The Boss, that I would post in BUGS thrice a week from now on. Let’s see how it goes. Boss, do I get a pay raise then? Hehe, just kidding…

Anyway, I came up with something that I hope would be of use, especially to guys.

5 Ways For Guys To Deal With PMS

1. Learn how to predict when it would occur. Take note of the day your female companion starts to get cranky, snaps at everything, gets cravings and binges on food. Normally, another 28 days after that happens, the whole thing will start over again. That’s PMS. However, in some cases, it could take from as little as 25 days to as long as 40 days or more for the craziness to kick in again. If possible, take note of the dates so that you will be able to take the following precautionary measures.

2. Get ready all sorts of sweet or savoury junk food. Learn what your female companion normally craves for, whether it be crisps, doughnuts, ice-cream, chocolate, french fries or the like. The last thing you want happening is to be caught in the situation where she is craving ice-cream till she gets psychotic and it’s past midnite, the chances of you sleeping well that night would be pretty slim. However, do not buy in bulk, or let her have to much of it. Less she goes over the limit, suddenly realises that she ate a whole family-sized bar of Cadbury and pops the most dreaded question of “Do you think I look fat?”. Sorry, can’t help you then, you’re on your own.

3. Exercise is supposedly helps alleviate PMS symptoms like mood swings, crankyness and depression. Something to do with endorphins perhaps, makes people happy? Make exercise fun! And I don’t mean that sort of exercise arh, you people. Tsk tsk. Perhaps a romantic walk on the beach, walking your pet pooches, ice-skating hand in hand? Try around to see what works.

4. Do not ever say anything like “You having your period hia?” or “Women, always blaming hormones for everything”, that would be equivalent to digging your own grave.

5. Don’t think you can squirm your way out of it by so coincidentally scheduling you business trip when she has PMS or trying to avoid her by being busy at work/studies. Totally ignoring or neglecting her at this time of the month may have severely undesirable results. Handle with care.

Note: This post is meant to be taken with a pinch of salt. The blogger will not be liable for any harm caused by following said suggestions.