Friday, January 19, 2007

10 Day's Worth of Funny Cartoons.

Right. So after the failure to post a gun and a flower, hash style, i decided it was time to make sure this blog didn't get sued and die. Or at least make sure the NSTP people who come will all drop of laughter induced heart attacks. Now allow me to dig into my stockpile of funny stuff, and ...

Viola!

Which is proabably a nightmare come true. Although one must wonder how the sex scenes would turn out ... *clears throat* a definite oscar nominee shudder. Next one, please.


And then you realised that you were in a Gay bar. Although i don't see how one can realize that quickly, unless two people of the same sex are having a quickie in one of the booths ... Ahh, nevermind. It's not as if Malaysia has dating bars.

The bullet entered Big Bird's left kidney, ricocheted off the rib and spliced the Cookie Monster in two. Ernie was brought in for questioning and he pointed The Finger at Bert. After which all kids gave up spelling and learning nice numbers and immigrated to Barney.

And since Eragon is such a rip-off of Star Wars, i won't be surprised if Sapphira turns out to be Eragon's mom too.

What a load of rubbish.

8 comments:

wandkey said...

Cedric, I am surprised, you know those Sesame Street characters. Hahaha. You actually know them.

Eli James said...

I do. And i freaked Vivian out by trying to remember.

wandkey said...

Well, actually, I'm not really proud to say it, but I know more. Haha. Now that's freaky, considering I'm 19. There's Elmo, Grover, Oscar... OMG. Nostalgia lar.

Eli James said...

Grover! Oh yeah! I forgot Oscar! Man. Now who was the vampire guy again?

Aquavires said...

Hey guys, did you know that the factory had to recall all the Tickle-Me Elmos from the toy store?

They needed to give him some test tickles.

Sam said...

Big Bird? Cookie Monster?

The vampire guy is Count...Dracula?

*lalalalala, lalalalala, Elmo's World, Elmo's World. lalalalala, lalalalala, Elmo's World, Elmo's World. Elmo Loves his goldfish, and his crayons too! Thaaaats, Elmoooo's Wooorld!*

I can't believe I know the lyrics to Elmo's world. Gah, my sister. Is. Bad. Influence~!

Anonymous said...

Sesame street is well known across the globe already of course we know who's who in Sesame street....

but CSI:Sesame Street? Why take place in New York again? LOL

Eli James said...

Oh goodness. Sesame fans unite!

I only remember the words to Barney.

>.<"