No Fre3ch equals HDY

-ABKK I stole your word- Fre3ch* as defined by ABKK/Kenny means freedom of speech. Which is non-existent in Malaysia. As stated by a lot of people. Read around (eg, Monsterblog) and you'll know.

What we have too is not only the ever present Fre3ch syndrome but also the HDY* (How dare you speak of such things) syndrome.


So, my friend passed me a link. An interesting link. You see. HDY sufferers are very conscious about everything people say about them. They also live in their own land where harmony is the key to world domination.

I mean...World peace.

I really don't see the big problem here. TRUTH is subjective (I've been using that word a lot, subjective). Other than that, if people really read and believe all those bloggers who *quote* spread "disharmony, chaos, seditious material and lies" on their websites *end stupid quote*.

Doesn't that show that the Moral and Civics (read: stupid subjects with a brainwashing objective that rarely takes any toll or produces any effects on students) syllabus are not working?

AND the fact that they believe Malaysians are a bunch of gullible children. I say this, you must believe.

I say Tomorrow is World Purple Day. All other colours will disappear from the surface of earth for a 24 hour period.

Of COURSE it's true!

"We want our bloggers to be responsible, to keep within the rules and not put up seditious articles that can create disharmony and chaos," said Kong.

King-Kong also knows bloggers are irresponsible and show people what actually happened instead of blogging about sunshine and purple! OMGWTFWOW!

Oops again... I MEANT...how bloggers are " posting seditious articles that can create disharmony and chaos".


Yeah, the fact that somebody posted up pictures of " a photo was posted on an opposition politician's website last month of Muslim male and Muslim female lawmaker, reportedly showing the man in a bathrobe with the woman lying on his chest, in what appeared to be a hotel room." is obviously an act of rebellion that may harm the nations peace.

Shhh, don't you know? If it's wrong, it never happened. What more, if it's a politician, not only did it never happen, but you're telling lies, you're wrong, and the blogosphere, the internet community, Malaysia and YOU have to get affected too!

Truth is not allowed and photoshop is dangerous. Though, there's that possibility that the picture wasn't photoshopped either right?

So...WHY exactly are they NOT being investigated and the BLGOSPHERE is getting affected instead?!

Perkara 19, Hak Asasi Manusia Sejagat.

SETIAP ORANG adalah berhak kepada KEBEBASAN PENDAPAT dan MENGELUARKAN FIKIRAN; hak in termasuklah KEBEBASAN MEMEGANG PENDAPAT TANPA GANGGUAN dan MENUNTUT, menerima dan MENYERBARKAN maklumat dan BUAH FIKIRAN melalui SEBARANG MEDIA tanpa mengira sempadan.

That's what we learned in moral class, but screw that! When it comes to the world of adults and politics each "kebebasan" in that paragraph is followed by a "tertentu". The new updated version would be...

Perkara 19, Hak Asasi Manusia Sejagat.

SETIAP ORANG adalah berhak kepada KEBEBASAN TERTENTU UNTUK MEMPUNYAI PENDAPAT dan MENGELUARKAN FIKIRAN; hak in termasuklah KEBEBASAN TERTENTU UNTUK MEMEGANG PENDAPAT TANPA GANGGUAN dan MENUNTUT, menerima dan MENYERBARKAN maklumat dan BUAH FIKIRAN tertentu melalui MEDIA YANG TERTENTU dengan mengira sempadan.

Now there, that's much closer to the truth isn't it?

The answer to the previous question Why?

Why don't you answer that for me. *coughcausewearelivinginmalaysiathatsbloodywhycough*

Damn, all this controlled...geez~ My fingers aren't listening to my brain...All this FREEDOM of speech is giving me a bad cough. Throat tersekat.

* HDY= “How-Dare-You-Speak-Of-Such-Things” attitude. Most commonly found amongst closed minded people, HDY sufferers normally have symptoms such as extreme sensitivity to everything including simple words such as fuck, allergic reactions to any signs of love for oneself and mutate into weird HDY screamingshoutingrantingblaring when anybody actually has the time to prove to thses poor souls that they actually have lives.

*Fre3ch= Freedom of Speech. Copyright of Kenny Voon a.k.a ABKK. Fre3ch is also known (to me at least) as “ I don’t really give a damn if you like or do not like what I say, write, think, do or feel”.

I was here. ( Or maybe I shouldn't have been..=( What if I get into trouble for writing things that will create disharmony and chaos?)

Okay. I wasn't here.